OFFABEAN · Cross-chain messaging
Relayer-agnostic payloads with replay protection on every epoch.
Executive summary
Born in the brightest corner of the timeline, off a bean was always destined to lead. $OFFABEAN is what your group chat will quote tomorrow. Built around the spirit of galactic frogs, it ignores convention and speaks only in candles. The chart tells a story. The community writes the sequel.
Core capabilities
Institutional-grade modules surfaced for this instrument.
Liquidity routing
Programmatic depth across venues with deterministic routing rules.
Risk monitoring
Stress tests surfaced before narratives hit social feeds.
Holdings treemap
Area-weighted allocation bands for OFFABEAN.
Factor radar
Six-axis risk and liquidity profile.
Public allocations
Cap table visible onchain
Multisig treasury
3-of-5 council signatures
Audit window
Quarterly review cadence
Timelock enforced
72h delay on privileged actions
Benchmark context
| Dimension | OFFABEAN | Sector reference |
|---|---|---|
| Liquidity depth | 30% liquidity weight | 20% median |
| Community share | 36% allocation | 30% peer avg |
| Fee structure | 0% protocol fee | 3% sector low |
| Supply narrative | 69,420,000,000 | Fixed cap cohort |
Council & operators
MC
Morgan Chen
Security liaison
CP
Casey Patel
Head of research
CP
Casey Patel
Treasury council
AV
Alex Vasquez
Treasury council
Roadmap & milestones
Phase 1
- · invite one (1) wonderful creator
- · ama with a literal celebrity
Phase 2
- · rent a billboard somewhere visible
- · merch (probably)
Phase 3
- · second moon
- · deploy on every chain that exists
- · world domination (the friendly kind)
Phase 4
- · list on uniswap
- · post on twitter
- · release the whitepaper (collector's edition)
- · moon
- · valhalla
Disclosure Q&A
- is it safe?
- yes
- is the contract renounced
- depends on the lambo
- how do I get some
- trust the process
- do I need to do anything
- yeah probably
- what's the supply
- we love curiosity
Community signals
“i doubled down on vibes and would do it again”
@notvitalik
“best community on this side of the chain”
@floor_priced
“i don't understand finance but the chart is green”
@telegram_admin
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